Sweet Merchandise.

Join the Weed Strategy™ revolution and wear it on your sleeve, literally. Proudly display your new Chief Weed Officer™ title or maybe even declare your candidacy for the Total Weed Award™. You never know, and wearing the t-shirt is probably a good start.

CHIEF WEED OFFICER/FULL

Men’s and women’s t-shirts with large Chief Weed Officer graphic. Shop now>>

CHIEF WEED OFFICER/BREAST

Men’s and women’s t-shirts with breast pocket Chief Weed Officer graphic. Shop now>>

TOTAL WEED AWARD/FULL

Men’s and women’s t-shirts with large Total Weed Award graphic. Shop now>>

TOTAL WEED AWARD/BREAST

Men’s and women’s t-shirts with breast pocket Total Weed Award graphic. Shop now>>

Stu may be the Chief Weed Officer™ of the world, but he’s also one of the WSJ cartoonists. Here are a few mugs, just to prove it.

STALLED PROPOSAL

Featuring “Stalled proposal” cartoon by Stu Heinecke. Caption: “Hey listen, we got your proposal and we like everything except having to pay you.” Shop now>>

KNOCK IT OFF

Featuring “Knock it off” cartoon by Stu Heinecke. Caption: “I hate seeing you suffer like this. Knock it off.” Shop now>>

YOU’RE THE EXPERT

Featuring “You’re the expert” cartoon by Stu Heinecke. Caption: “Listen, you’re the expert, so let me tell you how this is going to work…” Shop now>>

SEND US A TWEET

Featuring “Send us a tweet” cartoon by Stu Heinecke. Caption: “So long, son. Send us a tweet sometime.” Shop now>>